Posts Tagged ‘global warming’
You have to see this to believe it
One has remember that religious zealots are very good at explaining things away. Take global warming. Conservapedia (predictably) claims it is a liberal conspiracy. It seems that this here fellow understands that it’s real, but disagrees with the mainstream on how.
When God sent the rain on this Earth for 40 days and nights, all this water had to go someplace so the Earth would be dry again.
Remember, God is the Creator and controls the universe.
God tilted the Earth from its original position and caused all the excess water to rush to the poles, and there he instantly froze the water into the ice formations that exist today.
Time is ticking down on God’s time clock. With all the nuclear bombs that are made and stored for the fast-emerging last battle, this Earth would burn up when these nuclear bombs are set off.
We are not creating global warming – God is tipping the Earth back to its original position on its axis and thus getting all this ice to get ready to move and extinguish the nuclear destructive fires man will create.
Time is running out, folks. Jesus is coming soon. Do you know him as your personal Savior?
Despite the fact that there is not a shred of evidence to suggest that the Earth is deviating from its normal twenty-six-thousand-year wobble cycle – are we seriously supposed to believe that the sky fairy decided to change the laws of physics… just this once?
